marthaphobia:

If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you

Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it

Good luck figuring out which one

;)

(Source: nontarian)

jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag

(via tilafuxshitup)